Flunch is applying to this dang shit

Name: Carl Winslow
In-Game Name: Flunch
What game are you joining us for: Minecraft
Age: 25
Reference/Friend: bitterboxx/dhalgrave/billpreston has not been accepted yet I think
How long have you been playing earlier mentioned game(s): since survival alpha
Where did you find out about our forum: bitterboxx
How many hours a day do you play earlier mentioned game(s): 0 or 6+ hours, nothing in-between
Tell us a bit more about yourself: I'm gonna crush this minecraft server w/ my balls
nobody will notice any change whatsoever
lmao a freakin goku holding a sign what even IS this

cool nice meeting you hop on vent. I'm chatting with billpreston now

Carl Winslow. Just like that guy from Family Matters.

I'm not on the whitelist anymore for some reason

I'm looking in to your whitelist issue now and I'll let you know what's up as soon as I can.

Btw your application is super dumb. Who introduces themselves to a new group of people this way? Oy.

Yeah, that's a pretty terrible application.

You will not be whitelisted.
That is all.

Hi Flunch,
Based on the short time you were with us originally and a lack of backing by your references I came to the conclusion that you were not a very good fit for our community and removed you from the whitelist. Considering that was several months ago and this is the first time you've tried to log in I'm sure you won't mind. Thanks for your interest and good luck finding a community more to your liking.

Eraticus

are you guys even reading the same application that I am?
because I had no idea I used to be this hilarious

anyway I just wanted to be whitelisted to look at a thing billpreston built
if you are averse to interacting with me, it doesn't really matter since I will not be pursuing said interaction

This should be stickied as an example of what to look out for in recruiting. Any signs of the ^ above ^ should point to suspicion.

The only thing in his post that makes me think that he is possibly 25 is he knows who Carl Winslow is.