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Post  Xacktar on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:33 am

Hello [Insert Name Here]

We are quite happy to inform you that your applicant Xacktar has been accepted to the Aperture Science Center for Science Enrichment in Science Testing Facility.

Due to the rigorous nature of testing, and the extended period required to rebuild human spinal columns after shattering, Xacktar will be refused access to any outside influences.

Including yourself.

Please, do not panic. If Xacktar is missing for more than [99999] days you should not call on any authorities. You may be placated by the fact that those of us at Aperture Science will do everything in our interest to utilize Xacktar for the betterment of Aperture Science. If you do indeed call any authorities, we wish you good luck locating our facility.

We at Aperture Science thank you for your time and encourage you to apply today for one of our many other Enrichment Center Activities. Including, but not limited to: Extreme Supercolliding Particle Surfing, Potato Farming, Targeted Gamma Radiation Exposure, Fabric Cleansing Singularity Maintenance and Experimental Cybernetic Cardiac Replacement Surgery.

-Aperture Laboratories, A Trusted Friend in Science


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Post  opedog on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:53 am

Hehe, come back soon!
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Post  ItsBagels on Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:49 pm

Somebody seems to be enjoying portal 2 alien

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